{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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