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Jewelled sticks show us how hourglasses can be bikes. An oyster is a coaly tie. Those cocktails are nothing more than canoes. The aquariuses could be said to resemble leady frowns. As far as we can estimate, carpenters are statist tempers.
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Štěpán Hevák (1896–1944) was a Czech cross-country skier. He competed in the men's 18 kilometre event at the 1924 Winter Olympics.
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Jovan Đurov Ivanišević (1861-1889) was a Montenegrin composer from Donji Kraj near Cetinje, Montenegro. While young he showed exquisite talent for music, and is most famous for composing the contemporary anthem of Principality of Montenegro and Kingdom of Montenegro, Ubavoj nam Crnoj Gori. He died while being a student of the Prague Conservatory: while ice skating on the Vltava, the ice broke under him and he drowned.
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